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“We leave here Friday going all the way to the Super Bowl and the White House
Art by Dan McCall
returning to New York in 1885
these patriotic shorts work for beach days
CHEST WAIST HIPS 2XS (inches) 31 ½ 23 ⅝ 33 ⅞ XS (inches) 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜ S (inches) 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37 M (inches) 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝ L (inches) 39 ⅜ 31 ½ 41 ¾ XL (inches) 42 ½ 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞ 2XL (inches) 45 ⅝ 37 ¾ 48 3XL (inches) 48 ⅞ 41 51 ⅛ 4XL (inches) 52 44 ⅛ 54 ⅜ 5XL (inches) 55 ⅛ 47 ¼ 57 ½ 6XL (inches) 58 ¼ 50 ⅜ 60 ⅝
F Around and Find Out Alligator Men's Polo eugenics “We leave here Friday goingThe Fuck Around and Find Out Alligator is as old as the hills. He's fed on Darwin Award candidates for so long that his kind doesn't even need to evolve to survive. His target rich environment is so filled with morons he'll never starve and barely needs to move from his water perch more than a few feet to teach the world a valuable, ancient lesson. A classic piece in a relaxed fit, with silky fabric, and a comfortable length. 65% polyester, 35% cotton
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