The Venn of Dystopia Tri-Blend Performance Tee take over the world Elected delegate to the illegitimate

Elected delegate to the illegitimate "Continental Congress" and primary author to the radical "Declaration of Independence" that instigated regional instability throughout the colonies

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So you might as well be proud of it as well

There's no better way to say "America

The Venn of Dystopia Tri-Blend Performance Tee take over the world Elected delegate to the illegitimateYou Are Here. Right at the intersection of Orwell, Huxley, Bradbury, and total societal collapse. This handy dystopian Venn diagram saves you the trouble of explaining your political views. Just point to your chest and let the shirt do the talking. Perfect for bookworms, doomers, and anyone whos noticed the future looks suspiciously like required reading. Product Details: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayon Lightweight at 3. 4 oz yd