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and pearl white
Looking for something delightfully unique and a little bit fancy
Not Microwave Safe
paired with a laser-engraved acrylic mirror that's also hand-painted and assembled by our witchy little hands
Handmade in Aotearoa
Caption This! Vulva and pearl whiteThis vintage plate features a heavenly scene ready for your completely inappropriate caption. Add your own phrase and well apply it to the plate in our signature style, turning a wholesome vintage artwork into something gloriously unholy. Perfect for gifts, house decor, or confusing your overly religious relatives. Just tell us what you want it to say in the cart notes, and well do the rest. Plates are decorative only. Official collector's edition
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