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There's virtually no chance anyone's going to take a glance at you in this shirt and think to themselves
they can smell trouble coming from far away and try and avoid it as much as possible
and the Betsy Ross flag graphic on the left shoulder
everything falls into place
Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:2XL 94% opacityOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%
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