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Handcrafted in Dannevirke
5cm ✨ Hand painted detail
capturing the absolute state of our government in the only way that truly makes sense: as one giant dickhead and his two "loyal" nuts
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Oh Shit Colour:Pink Drop your engraving request inYou know the moment. The text you shouldnt have sent. The bill you forgot about. The situation that escalated way too quickly. Yeah this is that moment, in candle form. Hand poured right here in Dannevirke, this bold little number is finished in a rich black raspberry & vanilla scent that smells amazing even when everything else is falling apart. Perfect as a gift, a warning, or a personal reminder that sometimes all you can do is say it, light it,
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